All of the following are responses.
“come live with me and these two lesbians”
“live with me in mountain view which is actually further from SF than you currently are”
“live with me, my partner, our daughter, and two other random people”
“i like to play piano for several hours every night hope you don’t mind”
“i keep x as a pet. hope you don’t mind”
“we’re a happy couple that would love to make you an akward 3rd wheel in our home”