All of the following are responses.

“come live with me and these two lesbians”
“live with me in mountain view which is actually further from SF than you currently are”
“live with me, my partner, our daughter, and two other random people”
“i like to play piano for several hours every night hope you don’t mind”
“i keep x as a pet. hope you don’t mind”
“we’re a happy couple that would love to make you an akward 3rd wheel in our home”

another door closed

Posted by lightthief on July 2nd, 2008

Well so much for trying to gain more film/video experience through work.
In the past month I’ve found out that:

1. Doing anything official for the company not related to my job is not allowed because it’s a conflict of interest, even if I work for free and use up my on paid time off.

2. I can’t participate in some trainings because I’m 3 hours short a week of qualifing for the program.

Shoot me.

New Category: I hate housing hunting

Posted by lightthief on June 29th, 2008

“You stated your interest in the mission….however we found a 3 bedroom 2 floor newly renovated condo w/ parking in the Castro that is literally TO DIE FOR! Let us know if this situation sounds like something you could be interested in….we will gladly shoot you some pics and more info about the place. We promise we don’t bite….and we think we’re pretty cool….or atleast we’ve been told. I mean….we’re kind of a big deal back out east;)”

Females. Hate um.


Posted by lightthief on June 25th, 2008

Alright. Fuck it. Hate blog is back, because I hate so fucking much, and I’m tired of not sharing for the sake of professionalism.

doppleganger 0

Posted by lightthief on November 19th, 2007

I’ll tell the whole story one day


Posted by lightthief on November 19th, 2007

“unless you secrete xanax. i’m never licking you”

you know you’re in for a bad conversation

Posted by lightthief on November 19th, 2007

when it starts with “i signed onto a furry dating site and some creepy guy messaged me”

amazingly he had a point. the guy is kinda nuts wants to start a research facility to care for wolves and great a virus to wipe out humanity.

person i was talking to didn’t seem to notice i also. actually hate people.

me: nothing wrong with hating people. i hate people. i’m just…. not going to put effort into creating a research facility to destroy them.
mostly because the effort part would be annoying:

him: hahaha you hate people ? do you hate me?

me: i have a whole blog about how i hate people

finally, all those years of domain name payments paid off for one joke.

oh gay Next. what amazing life lessesons you teach.

Posted by lightthief on October 28th, 2007

White Guy 1: You’re cute.
White Guy 2: Oh? What do you like about me.
White Guy 1: I don’t know… you’re caucasianess.
They start making out.

I’ve said it before and I’ve said it again.
I can’t make this stuff up.

Ben Stein: Not as funny as you thought he was

Posted by lightthief on October 8th, 2007

This is Ben Stein’s new documentary where he defends “intelligent” design.

Yes that Ben Stein.

He’s more of a conservative fuck then any of you 20-somethings out there ever thought.

And now you know. And knowings half the battle.
Go Joe.


Posted by lightthief on October 4th, 2007

i should write that into a story. every has little pocket bugs they rip the head off and snort
very fashionable